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Alright, let’s talk about this… what’s it called? Ah, yes, astrological tarot spread. Don’t go getting all fancy on me now, it ain’t as complicated as those city folks make it sound.
You see, it’s like this. You got your cards, right? Pretty pictures and all. And then you got your stars and signs, like them horoscopes in the back of the newspaper. This here “astrological tarot spread” thingy, it just puts them two together. Like, peas in a pod, or maybe more like chickens in a coop, hah!
So, how do you do it? Well, it ain’t rocket science, that’s for sure. First off, you gotta shuffle them cards. Mix ‘em up good, like you’re scrambling eggs. You gotta get all that energy moving around, you know? Then you start laying them out. Some folks say you gotta do it in a circle, like a clock. They say you start at the 9 o’clock spot and go around the wrong way, like a backwards clock. That’s how them star-gazers do their thing, with their houses and whatnot. Twelve of ‘em, just like the signs.
Now, each spot in that circle, it stands for something different. Like, one spot might be about your money, another about your love life, another about your work. You know, the usual stuff folks worry about. And the card you put there, well, that card tells you a story about that part of your life.
What kind of cards you use? Well, any tarot deck will do, far as I know. Don’t go fretting about getting the fanciest one. A good deck is a good deck, just like a good hen lays good eggs, no matter if she’s a speckled one or a plain one.
- First card, they say it’s about you, your personality, how you show yourself to the world.
- Second card, it’s about your money, what you own, your stuff.
- Third one, it’s about how you talk, how you think, your everyday kinda stuff.
- Fourth one, that’s your home, your family, where you feel safe and sound.
- Fifth, that’s your kids, if you got ‘em, or maybe just your hobbies, the things you create.
- Sixth one, that’s your health, your daily grind, your chores.
- Seventh, it’s about your relationships, your partner, if you have one.
- Eighth, that’s the big stuff, life and death, secrets and mysteries.
- Ninth, that’s your travels, your learning, your big ideas.
- Tenth, that’s your career, your reputation, what folks think of you.
- Eleventh, that’s your hopes and dreams, your friends, the folks who help you along.
- And last but not least, the twelfth card, that’s your hidden stuff, your worries, the things you don’t like to talk about.
Now, don’t go thinking these cards are gonna tell you exactly what’s gonna happen. It ain’t like that. It’s more like… a nudge, a hint. Like when the rooster crows before the sun comes up, you know somethin’s comin’, but you still gotta get up and see for yourself. The cards just give you something to think about, something to help you make your own decisions. You still gotta use your own head, girl.
Some folks use this here spread to get a look at the whole year ahead, one card for each month. Sounds like a lot of cards to me, but hey, to each their own, right? Others, they just use it when they got a big question, something they’re struggling with. Like, should I take that new job? Should I move to a new town? Should I finally bake that darn apple pie I’ve been putting off?
And what about them star signs? Well, each of them spots in the circle, it also lines up with a star sign. Like, the first spot is Aries, the second is Taurus, and so on. If you know your signs, that can give you even more information. But if you don’t, don’t sweat it. It ain’t the end of the world. Just look at the pictures on the cards, listen to your gut, and you’ll figure it out.
This whole astrological tarot spread thing, it’s about looking at your life from a different angle. It’s about connecting to something bigger than yourself. It’s about understanding yourself better, your hopes, your fears, your strengths, and your weaknesses. It’s like looking in a mirror, but instead of seeing your face, you see your life laid out in front of you, full of possibilities and challenges.
So, if you’re feeling lost or confused, or just curious about what the future holds, give it a try. Shuffle them cards, lay them out, and see what they have to say. You might be surprised at what you learn. And remember, it ain’t about magic, it’s about paying attention, and maybe a little bit of common sense, like knowing when to plant your seeds and when to harvest your crops.

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